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Meet and Fuck NowFucking the babysitter? 5 Hacks to Make it Happen [ #5 will shock you ]
Fucking a babysitter is a huge fantasy for most men (and some women). But is it really attainable? Well, haven't you ever heard that women get mad when their husbands hire cute secretaries, or tutors, or babysitters? It's because this fantasy is a reality for some! I mean men like young women (duh) and young women like men who have power or a decent amount of money. Logically, it just makes sense why it would work.
Assuming you already have kids that need babysitting, it shouldn't be hard to find a babysitter since people are always looking to make a little extra cash on the side. Alternatively you can always find someone to watch your fur babies (i.e. dogs).
Here are a few steps you should follow if you're looking to live out the ultimate meet and fuck fantasy of fucking your babysitter.
Don't hire from Care.com
Like I said before, you need a babysitter to fuck first! When you're hiring, I wouldn't recommend hiring from Care.com. Sure, these babysitters are probably CPR certified and have very high user ratings but that's the problem! Someone with a high rating is probably very professional and professional people usually don't sleep with the people who hire them. (Plus who would want to risk a bad review from a scorned mom?)
You should probably hire people with lower ratings on this site or you should hire from word of mouth or another site. The last thing you want to happen is for your advances to be rebuked for the sake of a five-star rating. (I mean you could always offer a five-star rating if she sleeps with you but that's getting into "what would you do for extra credit" territory.)
Don't hire too old … (because no one wants to fuck an old babysitter)
You don't want to hire a nanny that looks like she's called Nana, right? Sure, older women fucking can be hot in some scenarios but I think a key part of the babysitter fantasy is that the girls hould be pretty youthful looking. Plus older women probably will be too professional to sleep with their boss. If they're old enough to be your wife (or ex-wife) then you should definitely steer clear from her.
If you do have a wife, a woman of this age will probably be her first choice. But make sure you do your best to get her to pick someone younger. Persuade her that someone younger probably needs the money more!
Tip! And maybe your babysitter will let you fuck
The key to getting this girl to like you, is to over pay her. Make sure the girl is pampered. So when you go off what you do to where you needed a babysitter in the first place, make sure that the pantry is stocked. Leave some beer in the fridge and make sure she knows she's welcome to it. Limit the snacks your kid gets, but not the snacks she gets. Show her how to use the TV and allow her to order movies. If you have a pool or a hot tub make sure she knows in the first place so she can bring a baithing suit!
If you're looking to find a free fuck, I'd look to Tinder because you're going to have to pay a babysitter somehow! And when it comes to payment, make sure you give her a nice tip. If you show your appreciation, I imagine that she'll show you some in return. I promise that if you tip, she's more likely to let you get your tip wet.
Get her alone
Sure, this might sound a little creepy but I promise that it's not if you do it right. There are a few ways you can get her to be alone with you. One of which is inviting her to babysit late and stay the night if you get home too late (hint: you should definitely get home too late) or have her babysit for a long weekend where you so happen to get back early. This will give you the opportunity to be alone with her where it won't seem out of place. Come home late and tell her that she shouldn't drive home if she's tired and that she should stay the night.
Or you could offer a ride home to her place if she doesn't have a car or is a fan of Uber. This will give you a way to set the mood and talk on the way home (I suggest the scenic route).
Or on a night where you come home late, offer her a nightcap! This is a great way for her to feel comfortable around you and start to see you as a friend (or more than a friend) and not a client.
Once you set the mood, then you can start making moves in order to make your fantasy come true!