5 Hacks to Get a Slut to Fuck You Instantly

Everybody love sluts, there's no doubt about it. Madonna, Ernest Hemingway, hell... even Picasso was attuned with his sultry side. With all this free love being passed around, what's to hate on? Everybody plays, everybody wins.

But as fun as slutty behavior can be, it comes with a bit of a catch-22. By their very nature, sluts (although fun) are had to tie down. Just one lover usually isn't enough to satisfy the hunger - so they usually pursue various lovers. That's where we come in.

  1. Dress to Impress to Slut

    The first step to getting into any girls pants is impressing her, and nobody is going to be impressed by your old college t-shirt or your ratty lacrosse shorts. Girls are looking for new who catch their attention, so you're going to want to dress up a bit. Wear an outfit that demands her attention, but don't make it too flashy - so no glitter.

    Another crucial factor is the way to carry yourself. If you've never met this cutie before, you'll need to be looking sharp when you introduce yourself. Make good eye contact and treat her as if she's your dental assistant at first, then once she's comfortable, reach out and see if she bites at some conversation starters.

    You don't want to come on too strong, so avoid seeming overly-excited. Find her tone and either match it, or downplay it, but whatever you do - don't choke. Make sure your words are kind and meaningful - so blow past the small talk as soon as it feels right. Nobody ever meets and fucks by asking some girl what she thought of the weekly weather forecast.

  2. Lead Her On

    Ok Ok. I know this sounds bad, but it's an essential part of the plan we've got worked out here, so bear with me.

    After you introduce yourself and share a few words with her, go ahead and ask for her number. Look her in the eyes and don't forget to smile. Most girls respond well to this kind of attention, but do sluts? Well, yes and no.

    People who 'get around' more than usual end up responding best to a gracious amount of attention - then a lack of attention. It's like a one-two punch in a way.

    It all revolves around how our emotions fluctuate throughout the week. If a cute girl introduces herself to you on a random Monday morning but then waits four days to text you, you're going to be spending those four days wondering if you're good enough for her - but at least it'll be a good Friday.

    The theory still applies with most girls, but since slutty ones are used to getting so much attention all the time, it damages their mental image if you toss them to the side for a couple of days. It's not a very healthy way to get laid, but it'll keep her coming back time and time again.

  3. Don't just Fuck the Slut, Attach Emotionally

    Attaching with anyone on an emotional level involves a certain amount of bonding time. If this slut is the real deal then hanging out with her in your bed a few hours a week can't be all that bad, can it?

    I guess this is kind of a tipping point where you can either back out, or decide that this is the slut for you. Hopefully, it's the ladder.

    Anyways, fucking this girl is going to be a treat - slutty girls always are. This time though, make sure to squeeze in some heavy-handed cuddling sessions. It gives a good opportunity for you two to get to know each other, learn about each other's hopes and dreams - you know.

    This step can be tricky because people end up getting a little too caught up and they end up feeding the girl too much attention. Nothing makes a slutty girl turn up and run like too much emotional stimulation. Make her feel special when she needs it the most, but don't smother her.

    One way that you can keep her around is by constantly surprising her. And I don't mean roses. A slut's idea of romance is being slutt together. So do that! Bring some kink into the bedroom or try to get away with a public fuck. Do something slutty and exhilirating together, that'll make sure she's attatched to you.

    It might be a careful balancing act, but it's not impossible.

  4. Talk to Her

    At this point, the relationship between the two of you should go fairly deep. You've been with her through the good times and the bad. She's cried on your shoulder, and you've cum on her face. Now, it's important that you two share some kind of a special bond by now because otherwise - this parts going to be pretty impossible.

    Sit her down and maybe buy her a nice dinner. Spend the entire time just getting her to talk about her day, her job, her life - whatever. Just make sure you spend some time listening to her and being there for her emotionally. Make it clear to her that you're a puzzle piece that fits just right within her - if you know what I mean.

    Take a serious tone and ask her how she feels about whatever's going on between you two. You should be able to gauge how she feels by her instant reaction. If she tries to distance herself from you or avoid eye-contact, she could be seeing other men, but if she's engaged and looking at you with a smile on her face, then she must be ready for the next step.

    This is where it all comes together, friends. This is the moment we have all been working toward - the moment when she finally agrees only to suck your dick for the rest of her life.

  5. Popping the Question and You'll get to Fuck the Slut (For Better or For Worse!)

    Now, at this point, you're going to want to make sure she's the one for you. In case I forgot to mention, this girl will now become your life partner. Go on down to the closest local jewelry store (don't buy her any of that Special K shit) and purchase a diamond ring that perfectly captures the essence of your lovely darling's spirit.

    Make sure she's in a good mood when you pop it off. Maybe after a beautiful stroll through Paris, or at the top of the Space Needle - maybe even the first place you guys ever met. Just pick a place where your heart feels full and your mind; determined.

    I shouldn't have to tell you this part, but just get down on a knee. Maybe say a few words about how your soul is an oak tree, shattered by life's unforgiving will, and only she knows how to pick up the pieces. Or whatever.

    If she says yes, then congrats. Not only have you virtually ensured your place in her vagina for life, but you've also made sure she will stay faithful to you - unless you've always dreamed of being a cuck and you'd rather take a dive into the hotwife lifestyle.

    If you've reached this part of the guide and you're a little confused, it ok. You can always head over to the courthouse for an annulment, and you can start again.

    If all has gone well, however, you should have a hot slut who's only thoughts are of you. Go cherish her.

Sarah is online and wants to fuck.