Narcos XXX Game Review [ Don’t Play Until You See This ]

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The hit Netflix crime drama Narcos, depicting the life of real-life Columbian drug kingpin Pablo Escobar, has swept fans into a thirst for the fast-paced, adrenaline-fueled lifestyle of high-stakes drug deals. Now, there's an online game with plenty of sex, drugs, and violence to sate that thirst. Narcos XXX caters to fans of anti-hero adventures like Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy, giving players the chance to experience the lives of the wicked and powerful. But does Narcos XXX deliver on its promises? We've got the inside scoop on this thrilling adult RPG.

First Impression

The site's landing page is NSFW right off the bat: a montage of explicit, well-animated, and incredibly hot sex scenes. The blend of sex, luxury, and violence is clear from the get-go, as scenes include Pablo raining bills down on a nude woman while a hostage tied to a nearby chair struggles against their bonds, and a woman being penetrated with the barrel of a gun.

When you start out, you can choose between playing as Horacio, the Columbian police chief; Valeria, Pablo's mistress; or Pablo himself. As Pablo is the main character, his storyline is the most interesting and the best for your first playthrough. You'll certainly want to play it multiple times, though, and multiple plotlines makes it more interesting as you try and see how many different people you can kill or fuck (or hell, why not both?)

Each character has a choice of boosts (which can give you bonuses to your health or armor) and weapons, which you'll use as you fight your way through adversaries as you battle the cops and the DEA (if you play as a drug dealer) or hunt down dealers who endanger your city (if you're on the side of the police).

Features

The game features a high-velocity mix of erotic and violent material--you can go from shooting at cops to fucking beautiful women in a heartbeat.

The game promises that "the more you fuck, the better the rewards you'll receive," and there's no shortage of women interested in climbing into the bed of a billionaire cocaine dealer, whether they're doing it in exchange for money, drugs, or simply the prestige of fucking such a powerful man.

The 3D graphics of the game are remarkable for a porn game, including some good jiggle physics for the best parts of women's bodies.

You can control the speed of your thrusting or the blow jobs you're getting with your mouse, and the male characters' endowments certainly aren't lacking in potential for wish fulfillment.

The isometric shooting style, reminiscent of the Baldur's Gate series or the earliest Fallout games, has a little bit of a learning curve, but it's not too difficult once you get the hang of it.

The shooting segments of the game don't draw attention away from the real reason you're playing the game; rather, it enhances the adrenaline, and the scenes with sexy nude women feel like rewards for successfully defending your drug empire from the DEA.

What's more, the game is played in-browser, with no downloads necessary, so there's no risk of picking up a nasty virus through a download (after all, who wants to worry about catching something from virtual sex?).

Pricing & Membership Benefits

The gameplay is free during the trial period, but you'll need to enter your credit card information to verify that you're of legal age. After the 2-day free trial, you'll be charged $39.95 per month.

Subscriptions also include access to a treasure trove of bonus content, including free games, porn for every niche (including some of the best hentai on the web), and bonus HD porn sites.

Some of them are free with the subscription to Narcos XXX, while others have additional recurring charges. Make sure you opt out of any services you aren't interested in, or remember to cancel the free trials before you get charged.

Pros

Narcos XXX is one of the most extreme games out there, in terms of both graphic violence and hardcore 3D porn. It's definitely not for the fainthearted, but if you're looking for the next big thing in virtual sex, Narcos XXX will give you the rush you're looking for.

The graphics team, featuring some of the talent from the GTA series, has really outdone themselves. Both the shoot-em-up scenes and the erotic parts are stunningly animated, and I felt like I could really immerse myself in the game.

If you're a fan of the show, you've got to try the game: it's got all the action of the show, but with the degree of interactivity that allows you to get inside Pablo Escobar's head (and into his bed).

If, somehow, you get bored playing as an all-powerful drug lord with money and pussy to burn, the bonus content will keep you entertained for hours upon hours.

Cons

The audio is a little repetitive at times, particularly the music played during shooting sequences, which doesn't quite give off the right mood.

Some people have reported a bug that makes gameplay difficult or impossible on Chrome. While I didn't have any troubles (indicating the team may have patched the bug), it might be best to switch to a different browser, just in case.

Conclusion & Rating

Narcos XXX is a ridiculously hot adult game based on the thrilling Netflix series. If you're looking for some top-notch 3D porn while also playing out the life of the kingpin of a dominant drug cartel, you've found the perfect game.

With hours of bonus content serving as icing on the cake, you can't miss this incredible game.

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