Grand Fuck Auto Review [ Don’t Play Without Reading This First ]

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Apparently, Grand Fuck Auto is the latest and greatest in the world of fuck games.

As a fuck game enthusiast, I was very interested to hear about GFA. But I couldn't help but wonder; what makes this game so special?

I have made finding out what makes this game so great my main objective on this quest for truth, so come along with me, and we will solve this puzzle together.

Let's check it out.

First Impressions

Since I'm not one for spoilers, I jumped into this game completely blind. I thought to myself, "where is a good place to go in an X-rated GTA?"

Then it hit me - the strip club. If the strippers in this fuck game are even half as hot as the ones in the vanilla version, then we are off to a good start.

Upon entering the strip club, I was greeted by the bouncer. He requested money from me upon entry, which struck me as a little weird.

Now that I knew money was an issue, I headed into town. The game doesn't give you a lot of ways to make money, but doing missions where you drive women around will get you enough cash to make your first visit to the strip club.

After driving women around for about 20 minutes, my erection was gone. I know games like this have to include some sort of "gaming" feature that actually makes the game - a game.

However, I just want to see the titties, man. Like, at least show me a few tempting ta-tas before I get started.

The money I earned doing missions was almost completely gone after just ten short minutes in the strip club. I mean, I spent a little more than I needed to, but you gotta make it rain whenever you get the chance, right?

Alright, now that we've dunked out toes into Grand Fuck Auto, it's time to dive straight in. Let's check out the features.

Features

The strip clubs in Grand Fuck Auto have recently been updated to cater towards the players more than ever. Not only have the developers added new strip clubs, but they've added tons of new strippers AND prostitutes.

Strip clubs aren't what they used to be, as the strippers can now engage in "dirty talk" with you - if you have the cash. The dirty talk minigame is a great time.

The lines feel organic, and the dialogue is voiced beautifully. Nothing ruins a sex game faster than low-budget voice acting, so it's nice to see Grand Fuck Auto take a "quality over quantity" stance on the matter.

The game used to limit you to one stripper per night, but now that the games been updated, you can go home with twice the strippers! Dialogue options have also been altered to give you a "cost-free" option.

That means you can talk to these girls all night and eventually get them to come home with you - for FREE! I don't know about you, but I've always wanted a no-pay option for strippers.

I always sort of feel like a scumbag when I have to fork over $500 to fuck one of these broads, so this is a nice touch.

Grand Fuck Auto is absolutely packed with mini-games you can play to advance your character's progression - and eventually get you laid. There are a few mini-games that stand out from the rest.

For example, the "fucking" minigame is obviously a great one. You have to seduce these women according to their preferences, so each woman requires special treatment if you want to please her.

There are more than a few mini-games to choose from, so if you find yourself struggling with one - don't worry. There are a lot more where that came from.

The mini-games have various levels for difficulty. Some of the more boring mini games will give you boring rewards, like money or experience points. The more exciting mini-games will give you more money, more experience points, and more pussy.

And isn't getting pussy all we're after here? I mean, c'mon. Let me get to the good stuff.

Pricing and Membership Details

Pricing for this game can get a little tricky. For one thing, you never really know exactly how much you're paying.

Since the game is technically free, you aren't given a specific price point. You are required to verify your age before you can play the game, and there's no better way than entering your credit card information.

So once your credit card information is entered, you should gain access to the full game.

Not knowing how much you're spending on your fuck games can be annoying, but not nearly as annoying as paying for a monthly subscription.

Thankfully, this game doesn't require a subscription status to play. You just need to pay a small fee before jumping into one of the greatest sex game experiences of your lifetime.

Other than a slightly questionable payment process, Grand Fuck Auto doesn't bother you with any unethical business moves.

And at the end of the day, it's a great game, so paying a flat fee for something that great shouldn't be a huge problem for anyone who loves fuck games.

Pros

The graphics are pretty spectacular. They're nowhere near as good as Grand Theft Auto 5's original graphics, but they're pretty damn close.

When you're fucking a stripper on Grand Fuck Auto, you're getting a front-row view of the show. So if POV games are your thing, you should really check out Grand Fuck Auto for some overhead fun!

The currency system is close to flawless. Sure, you have to grind for a few minutes at the start, but after that, you're ready to start making some serious cash doing some serious women.

You can gain currency by helping the stripper achieve an orgasm or two. Another cool feature is, if you have two strippers in your bed, you get double the XP when you make them cum.

Not bad right? Well, it only works if you can get those two in your bed willingly. You can't pay them without losing some of your hard-earned money, so I find it easier just to coax them into your bed and try sealing the deal from there.

The women in this game are crazy hot. Most fuck games all use the same exact model for females, so you end up fucking the same person over and over again, and their faces are the only things that change.

However, that is not the case anymore. On Grand Fuck Auto, all of the strippers have their own unique body type. There are skinny ones, thicker ones, and even taller ones - for any of you that like an Amazon in your bed.

Grand Fuck Auto covers all its bases with their high-quality dialogue options. You can get caught up in a dirty conversation with any of these strippers - all of which will have their own unique responses to each in-game statement.

I don't know about you, but I've never seen such functionality in a fuck game like this. Grand Fuck Auto appears to be in a class all it's own with this past update, and I'm excited to see what in store for us next.

Cons

One of the biggest issues I have with the game is its payment method. I've know games that require a small fee of $5, but after you enter your card info, the site charges you whatever the hell they want.

That is not the case here. Instead, they require your card info to confirm your age, but they later charge it for a modest amount.

I have no problems with paying for a game, so I don't know why they would do it this way. I think they'd be better off just listing a standard price point.

The next issue I have with Grand Fuck Auto involves the progression system. Most games get right into the fucking shortly after you push that "start" button, but Grand Fuck Auto takes a different approach.

The game requires you to do a fair bit of grinding before you can get o your first fuck. And while that's not my ideal method of progressing, I do have to say - it makes you savor the fucking that much more.

I guess it just depends on the player, but I don't like getting teased on a game that I already paid for.

Other than those two minor issues, I haven't been able to think of a deal-breaking problem with Grand Fuck Auto.

Conclusion

Grand Fuck Auto has opened my eyes to what the world of fuck games is going to look like.

I've played a lot of fuck games in my day, but never have I played a game that could pull me in for over 3 hours at a time. The fact that this game even offers 3 hours of playtime is incredible.

The girls are hot, the voice acting is on-point, and the currency system is near-perfect. I don't know what else you could ask for from a fuck game.

Other than the vague price point and the annoying early-game grinding, this game has shown me a great time. And I honestly can't think of a single game-breaking bug that I encountered yet, so all is looking good for Grand Fuck Auto.

That being said, I'm giving Grand Fuck Auto 4/5 stars.

It's a fantastic experience, jam-packed with exciting scenarios, sexy girls, and strategic pick-up methods. You won't need to worry about getting bored with this one.

So go try it for yourself! You might just discover your new favorite fuck game of 2019.

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