Call of Booty Review [Read This Before Signing Up]

Try Call of Booty

You've undoubtedly heard of the first-person shooter Call of Duty and the series of games that followed in its wake.

Now there's a new game based in the same vein, with all the shoot-em-up action of the original series but with a new twist: rich erotic content incorporated into the game.

We've got everything you need to know about Call of Booty before you try it yourself.

First Impression

Unlike the WWII setting of the original COD games, Call of Booty is set in the modern day.

It's got a bit of a Modern Warfare vibe, which is great if you're looking for something to get you psyched up about the soft reboot of the Modern Warfare series that's coming out this October.

The intermingling of violence and sex is really pronounced--there aren't many sex scenes that don't also feature guns, grenades, or some other kind of weapon.

The same mechanic that measures your health on the battlefield controls your stamina when it comes to the bedroom, meaning that taking too many bullets can affect how well you can shoot your own ammo.


The game controls are pretty straightforward, and largely mouse-based, with some keyboard elements in the heat of battle. Overall there's a lot that can be done with only one hand, which is always a plus in adult games.

The graphics are pretty impressive, with a high degree of realism in both the scenes of people's heads being blown off and scenes with--let's say a different kind of action involving head and blowing.

The game also takes your preferences into account: in the introduction, it asks you about your tastes when it comes to adult-themed games. Whether your pleasure lies in nudity, sex, action, or domination, Call of Booty caters to your interests to create the exact game you're dreaming of.

Those who love the original franchise, fear not: the main character repeatedly tips his hat to Soap MacTavish, the protagonist of the Modern Warfare arc.

Diehard fans will recognize the British spellings in some of the written dialogue (a nod to Soap's Scottish origins), and a scene with a German Shepherd reprises Soap's classic line "Dogs. I hate dogs."

Pricing & Membership Benefits

The sticker price may seem a little high, but it's important to note that it's not just buying Call of Booty.

A subscription also grants you access to a library of other games and porn, including more adult parodies of your favorite video games (Assassin's Seed: Orgies, anyone?) and an extensive selection of hentai.

Like Call of Duty, hentai has its roots in American imperialism, so it's only fitting that you get all the best of the military's legacy in one place.


The game's storyline has strong forward momentum that keeps you constantly on your toes, moving onward to the next battle and the next fuck--and there's no shortage of either.

But it's not a mindless spray of blood and jizz. I got pretty invested in the plotline, and I played the game in large chunks because I couldn't stand to walk away without knowing what was going to happen.

The game absolutely strives to stimulate both your upstairs and downstairs brains at the same time.

There's also a butterfly effect mechanic in the game that I like a lot: your choices and actions impact the plot, so that you can get a different gaming experience on subsequent playthroughs simply by making different choices.

Do you want to stomp out your enemies with an overwhelming show of force, or show mercy to those who surrender? Do you want to gently lay your lover down and make love to her, or do you want to hold her down and fuck her brains out until she can't walk?

Whatever you choose, it will affect how the story progresses.


If you're looking for a game where you can really linger and enjoy yourself slowly, this probably isn't the game for you.

The story moves quickly, with not much time to take a breath between high-intensity scenes.

But if you're looking for something to give you the adrenaline rush you've been craving, the fast-paced gameplay might be just the thing for you.

It's also a pretty challenging game, especially if you're not used to first-person shooter mechanics.

If this is your first foray into FPS video games (adult or otherwise), it might be best to give this one a pass and try out some easier games until you get the hang of it.

Then, be sure to circle back to this one and give it a go, to show yourself how far you've come.

If you can master this game, you join the honored ranks of some of the best video gamers of all time.


Call of Booty is a high-velocity affectionate parody of the classic game series, with brutal violence and adult content to fulfill your every need.

The graphic content and the challenging nature of the game make it one that's not for the faint of heart.

But if you think you can handle everything that Call of Booty has to offer, then you'll definitely find rewards for the hard work you put in.

I give this game 4 out of 5 stars: it's definitely not for everyone, but it isn't trying to be.

The game knows its market, and it absolutely delivers to those consumers exactly what it promises.

Sarah is online and wants to fuck.