Here’s How to Watch the Fuck Trump Porn that Mark Zuckerburg Banned

Porn scandals seem to follow Donald Trump outside of Stormy Daniels and into the real world of porn viewers (I'm still shocked Stormy fucked Trump, but I guess that just means anyone can get a hot girl to fuck them!). When it was election season in 2016, a few porn production companies took up the idea of creating political porn and having actors roleplay as Trump himself, and even Hillary! But not only were parodies made of him, people actually began searching for his name almost as much as they did for Melania Trump.

Whether he likes it or not, Trump surprisingly influenced a lot of Pornhub's search terms during the election season and spiked an increase in searches for his last name in areas like Cleveland, where the Republican National Convention took place. People also tended to search for Trump on Pornhub more than they did for Clinton during this time, and not surprisingly to me, the majority of these searches came from 18-24 year-olds.

Those damn millennials with their avocado toast and Trump porn.

Now, not everyone's favorite term to search up in Pornhub is "Trump" - actually, according to these statistics it might be, or at least was during the election, but some might get a kick out of watching pornstars make fun of the GOP and see people actually taking "Fuck Trump" to the utmost extremes. I highly suggest you do watch some Trump porn, though, because they're actually pretty hilarious.

Lucky for you, there's more than a couple of Trump-related pornos out there, so here are the best ones to check out.

Hilary, Bernie, and Megan fuck Trump

Now while I'm a little upset they had to drag good 'ol Bernie "Feel the Bern" Sanders into their perverted parody, it is pretty amazing. Brought to you by CamSoda, this porno reenacts a debate between the three candidates, and they begin by introducing themselves in a funny manner. Trump even says "I'm the best thing since wet pussy," to which the Megyn Kelly parody actress says she doubts. They really make this seem like a debate by asking them questions to which they have some pretty ridiculous responses to. One of the questions posed to Trump in this video is, "Who gives better blowjobs, Hillary or Monica?" referring to the Monica Lewinsky situation.

They go at this for about 10 minutes until the woman playing Megyn Kelly prompts Trump to come to her and eat her pussy, while Clinton gets horny and hot in the background, eventually calling Bernie over to fuck her, too. He obeys eagerly and says to her, "I'll tell you, sweetie, you're about to get hit with some real Brooklyn salami!"

This porno is filled with hilarious lines from all the characters. It turns into a full-on political orgy with all of them fucking in the same room! Who would have thought that a faux Hilary would be the hottest milf fucking in a porn parody?!

While this probably isn't a picture you've been wanting to see, or even thought about, if you're looking for some comedic relief, try watching this one.

Blonde Pornstar Fucked by Trump

While on a golf trip, this video shows a young, blond teen getting a tour of Donald Trump's house by Trump himself. I wouldn't have guessed that the Trump Residence would be a particularly good place to Meet and Fuck… He shows around the place and the inside and eventually makes her wait in his bedroom for him. He comes into the room wearing only a "Make America Great Again" hat and underwear, and asks the bored teen to spank him for being a bad boy. It's funny to see him in this position of having a petite teen dominate him, and the lines are even cruder. While she's spanking him, Trump says "You kind of remind me of my daughter, to which she gives him a perplexed look, and he responds by saying, "I'd date her if I wasn't married." He even mentions that her hands are huge, referring to the popular Internet memes about Trump's tiny hands.

Soon enough it cuts to the blonde teen sucking his dick, and them having some pretty hard sex, and her wearing the infamous red cap while getting fucked. The ending is what makes the video as the girl frantically tries to remove all of Trump's cum that went inside of her after she specifically told him not to, and him throwing money on her to "just go get rid of it."

Make America Gape Again - America Fucks Trump… literally

This parody video does a take on Trump's campaign slogan of "Make America Great Again" to "Make America Gape Again," and features numerous men at Trump's campaign headquarters in Trump masks celebrating the winning of the election. A blonde woman dressed in the American flag joins them, but she's met with a gangbang situation she's hesitant about, to which one of the men in masks says, "This is what you voted for, isn't it?" A super-corny shot of the girl with her saying "Right - I did vote to get fucked and have all my holes filled," poking fun at Trump voters.

Instead of showing an unnecessarily long video of this girl getting fucked by all these Trump masks, it plays a montage of hardcore sex with the most hilarious rock music playing in the background that says thing like, "America, FUCK YEAH!" The video ends with yet another jab at Trump voters with the girl saying "This isn't what I expected," and one of the Trump masks saying, "That's right, it's not even close to what you expected, and this isn't even the first term!" The girl then stares into the camera, mouth open in shock, in a sort of The Office kind of way, rethinking her decision to vote for Trump.

One look at this video and Trump voters everywhere would be disgustingly appalled, but also feel the same way this girl does by getting fucked over by Trump, who turns out to be not much like they expected.

Sarah is online and wants to fuck.